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Drinking coffee and watching movies. My goal is 12 words or less. Sometimes it takes more.

20 February 2012

Kitchen Nightmares

TV Reality Show.
Foul mouthed successful chef rips idiot restaurant owner a new one for nearly killing the rest of us.

You'll never want to eat out again.
Posted by amanda m./hazelnutcoffeegrrl at 2/20/2012 09:28:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: black comedy, fall from grace, film, movie reviews, movies, redemption, sarcasm and snark, stuff I get my husband hooked on, things you can't un-see

Hanna

If Kick-Ass had been reality based.
Posted by amanda m./hazelnutcoffeegrrl at 2/20/2012 09:23:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: action, drama, film, gritty, movie reviews, movies, stuff my husband makes me watch, suspense, violence

Drive

How the transporter was born
Posted by amanda m./hazelnutcoffeegrrl at 2/20/2012 09:18:00 PM No comments:
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12 February 2012

Killer Elite

Usual fare of one guy wants out... hitmen, covert ops, exotic locations...
Posted by amanda m./hazelnutcoffeegrrl at 2/12/2012 10:52:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: action, film, movie reviews, movies, spy stuff, stuff my husband makes me for watching, violence

The Innkeepers

Paranormal State meets Blair Witch
Posted by amanda m./hazelnutcoffeegrrl at 2/12/2012 10:50:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: film, horror, movie reviews, movies, movies my husband makes fun of me for watching, suspense

Kill List

Children of the Corn meets the KKK in Britian
Posted by amanda m./hazelnutcoffeegrrl at 2/12/2012 10:48:00 PM No comments:
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Weatherman

Not funny.  Tragic.  Seriously, what made them try to play this as a comedy?
Posted by amanda m./hazelnutcoffeegrrl at 2/12/2012 10:46:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: fall from grace, film, movie reviews, movies, movies you don't need to see, social commentary, stuff my husband makes fun of me for watching, the darkest place inside a soul
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