Half Light

Demi going crazy in Maine.


Or

Be paranoid because they are always after your money.

Sinister

Ethan Hawke playing himself letting his demons ruin another marriage.


or


Idea from a dinner napkin, never fleshed out...

Lifetime movies

Women in peril, saving themselves or their kids and then finding that Hallmark Channel guy to marry.

Hallmark channel movies

Idiots finding other idiots and living sappy, unrealistic lives, raising perfectly behaved unselfish children.

Cafe

JLH vehicle. The usual lack of chemistry. Disjointed at best.

Love and Mary

My Fake Fiancee or The Wedding Date premise, but with twins.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

It's Kind of a Funny Story

"Girl, Interrupted" meets "Rushmore" meets Justin Long's doppelganger

Picadilly Jim

Picadilly Jim

What "Dick Tracy" should have been

For the love of Grace

For the Love of Grace

Typical, predictable made for TV romantic drama fare.

This one has firefighters.

A Wedding for Bella

A Wedding for Bella

Moonstruck meets Nights in Rodanthe, 
only they get married happily ever after

Lonesome Jim

Lonesome Jim

Quirky depressing romantic dramedy about your reality being what you make it.

Ramen Girl

The Ramen Girl

Food is love

Serious Moonlight

Serious Moonlight (Widescreen)

The Ref meets French Kiss with a slight twist at the end

The Joy of Sex (Nat'l Lampoon)

Joy of Sex [VHS] 

(also streaming on Netflix)

Typical 80s lose your virginity by senior prom movie

The Truth About Love

The Truth About Love

British rom-com with JLH and Valentine's Day fallout.

The Joneses

The Joneses

Viral Marketing next door to you, but not you, the CEO of the corporation you work for.

OPA!

Opa!

"My life in Ruins" with betrayal and redemption...Oh, typical rom-com.

The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead: Season One

"The Stand" in Georgia with zombies

Timer

Timer

An eharmony.com that attaches like a leach to your wrist and ticks off time like a biological clock in every rom-com about dysfunctional relationships

Ondine

Ondine

An Irish mermaid tale with a bit of Romanian survival and a handicapped, wisecracking daughter thrown in...