Belle and the Beast

I don't even have a blurb for you because I thought I'd be watching the usual Hallmark channel fluff but it turned out to be "A Christian Romance"  complete with dry alcoholic and a 30 year old in a bad wig playing the over 60s housekeeper.
It was free on Amazon Prime.  Feh.

P.S. I Love You

Poor man's Julia Roberts surrounded by fake Irish accents.


or


To Gillian on her 37th Birthday remake with roles reversed








This could have been a cute little tear-jerker flick but there is absolutely NO chemistry between Swank and any of the cast except Bates who plays her mom.  This is coming from someone who likes bad romantic dramedies.  I actually turned is off halfway thru because facebook was more entertaining.

Sinister

Ethan Hawke playing himself letting his demons ruin another marriage.


or


Idea from a dinner napkin, never fleshed out...

John Voight

Last night, Phil and I are under the weather, I make chicken cutlets and penne in vodka sauce and we settle under blankets with dinner and a movie. Dinner is getting cold as he flips through the Comcast on demand list and I say "Pick anything!"
So we end up paying $4.99 to watch Pride and Glory.
When it's over, I look at him and say "That's it. From this moment forward, no more movies that have John Voight with billing higher than cameo."
Phil asks why.
"Because anything with him in it is usually bad or mediocre, and if it's a free movie, mediocre is fine, but I'm not paying for his performances anymore."
"That seems a little extreme."
"Name three good movies he's been in since 1990."

He couldn't.

(this is from 2009)

Drive Angry

So basically it's The Crow but with cars.

Bitten

So Jay of "Jay and Silent Bob" gets a job as a paramedic and rescues a junkie who turns into a vampire.  

Feh.

Cafe

JLH vehicle. The usual lack of chemistry. Disjointed at best.

The Green Hornet

The Green Hornet

A "Knocked Up" "Pineapple Express" makes you feel sorry for  the sidekick.

Cold Weather

Anything that is written, directed, and edited by the same person needs to be avoided.  Seriously.

This is a new rule.