Innocent Blood

French Vampire decides that the mob is wasting blood.







Set in Pittsburgh, uses all our favorites from every mob movie, including a few you wouldn't expect like Don Rickles.  John Landis directed so you know there is comic relief.

Byzantium

Secret vampire society, no girls allowed.





Retelling, can walk in daylight, no sparkles, everyone out to get them, etc.
Lovely costumes during the back story bits, bleak scenery of winter in the English seaside, love, loss, greed, redemption.  I thought the ending a little too pat, as though they had an alternate but those crazy Americans in the test audience wanted a happy finish.   Saoirse Ronin was amazing as usual.  And I could watch Gemma Arterton in anything.

Blood and Donuts

Vampire walks into a Donut Shop...







Typical 1980s camp.  Big hair, mullets, heavy guitar riffs, 88 minute music video feel.  Vampire tired of it all.  The usual angst.

Bitten

So Jay of "Jay and Silent Bob" gets a job as a paramedic and rescues a junkie who turns into a vampire.  

Feh.

True Bloodsuckers

Typical syfy fare. Bonus fake Brits and Aussies tossed it to make the vampires seem "older".

The Joneses

The Joneses

Viral Marketing next door to you, but not you, the CEO of the corporation you work for.

"Daybreakers"

Daybreakers

Blade in Gattaca.