Dredd

Un-campified future cop movie.  Kept waiting for Stallone, Bullock, or Snipes to show up.  except that was "Demolition Man" so I was very confused. Then I forgot and enjoyed the movie.

The Last Gladiators

Sad documentary about pro hockey players without translatable job skills.

Goon

Reverse "The Last Gladiators".   Bouncer plays hockey.

Lifetime movies

Women in peril, saving themselves or their kids and then finding that Hallmark Channel guy to marry.

Hallmark channel movies

Idiots finding other idiots and living sappy, unrealistic lives, raising perfectly behaved unselfish children.

Drive Angry

So basically it's The Crow but with cars.

Bitten

So Jay of "Jay and Silent Bob" gets a job as a paramedic and rescues a junkie who turns into a vampire.  

Feh.

Bridesmaids

The stupid shit people do under stress and/or for love.

Bad Teacher

Shallow blonde wants boob job, ends up doing the right thing.

Cafe

JLH vehicle. The usual lack of chemistry. Disjointed at best.

Love and Mary

My Fake Fiancee or The Wedding Date premise, but with twins.

Chalet Girl

Down on their luck, daughter becomes snowboard champ after being servant in the Alps

Another Earth

What if you could have a do over?

True Bloodsuckers

Typical syfy fare. Bonus fake Brits and Aussies tossed it to make the vampires seem "older".

Inglourious Basterds

Tarantino rewrites history.

or


What if America hadn't ignored the war for so long?

Black Swan

Single White Female still living with her mom.

or

Making Ballet relavent again.

Limitless

Wish I had some...

or

Dangers of addiction.

or

What if there was a drug that let you use the other 90% of your potential?

Drive

The smallest act of kindness never goes unpunished.

Chronicle

Shifting character tropes in a surprisingly good genre film...

or

Superman, Spiderman, and Batman meet in a field...

or

Professor Xavier didn't find these guys in time to give them purpose.

We need to talk about Kevin

The perils of post-partum depression, 15 years later...