Chained

D'onofrio's Men in Black character drives a cab as cover for his secret life.








So, he and the director wanted to call this movie "Rabbit"  which would have been a much better title.  It built up and up and up and then it just stops.  They ran out of money.  So I was all into it being an 8 out of 10, but then it was a 6.  Bummer.  It coulda been a contender.

Killer Joe

So, Matthew McConaughey?  You're gonna hate him.
And you're gonna hate fried chicken.

Black Swan

Single White Female still living with her mom.

or

Making Ballet relavent again.

Weatherman

Not funny.  Tragic.  Seriously, what made them try to play this as a comedy?