Better Living Through Chemistry

Unhappiness unravels as a series of fortunate events takes a straight edge pharmacist out of his head.




Sam Rockwell in the burbs.

Thor - the dark whatever

Flash, er, I mean Thor, saves the universe.

P.S. I Love You

Poor man's Julia Roberts surrounded by fake Irish accents.


or


To Gillian on her 37th Birthday remake with roles reversed








This could have been a cute little tear-jerker flick but there is absolutely NO chemistry between Swank and any of the cast except Bates who plays her mom.  This is coming from someone who likes bad romantic dramedies.  I actually turned is off halfway thru because facebook was more entertaining.

Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

If you risk nothing, you have nothing.


or

Outsourcing the elderly

crocodile dundee

it is a movie made of silences

sounds of the outback instead of dialogue

Dredd

Un-campified future cop movie.  Kept waiting for Stallone, Bullock, or Snipes to show up.  except that was "Demolition Man" so I was very confused. Then I forgot and enjoyed the movie.

The Last Gladiators

Sad documentary about pro hockey players without translatable job skills.

Goon

Reverse "The Last Gladiators".   Bouncer plays hockey.

Killer Joe

So, Matthew McConaughey?  You're gonna hate him.
And you're gonna hate fried chicken.

Lifetime movies

Women in peril, saving themselves or their kids and then finding that Hallmark Channel guy to marry.

Hallmark channel movies

Idiots finding other idiots and living sappy, unrealistic lives, raising perfectly behaved unselfish children.

Drive Angry

So basically it's The Crow but with cars.

Bitten

So Jay of "Jay and Silent Bob" gets a job as a paramedic and rescues a junkie who turns into a vampire.  

Feh.

Bridesmaids

The stupid shit people do under stress and/or for love.

Bad Teacher

Shallow blonde wants boob job, ends up doing the right thing.

Cafe

JLH vehicle. The usual lack of chemistry. Disjointed at best.

Love and Mary

My Fake Fiancee or The Wedding Date premise, but with twins.

Chalet Girl

Down on their luck, daughter becomes snowboard champ after being servant in the Alps

Another Earth

What if you could have a do over?

True Bloodsuckers

Typical syfy fare. Bonus fake Brits and Aussies tossed it to make the vampires seem "older".