Black Swan

Single White Female still living with her mom.

or

Making Ballet relavent again.

Limitless

Wish I had some...

or

Dangers of addiction.

or

What if there was a drug that let you use the other 90% of your potential?

Drive

The smallest act of kindness never goes unpunished.

Chronicle

Shifting character tropes in a surprisingly good genre film...

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Superman, Spiderman, and Batman meet in a field...

or

Professor Xavier didn't find these guys in time to give them purpose.

We need to talk about Kevin

The perils of post-partum depression, 15 years later...

Unhitched

Lost his mojo and there is no one to help him get it back except Seth Green doing a bad Liverpool accent.

My Future Boyfriend

Romance novelist has a future stalker, only right now.

Prometheus

Some questions shouldn't be asked and some people are too stupid to live.

or

Idealism meets reality, a lesson in parasitic biology

Kitchen Nightmares

TV Reality Show.
Foul mouthed successful chef rips idiot restaurant owner a new one for nearly killing the rest of us.

You'll never want to eat out again.

Hanna

If Kick-Ass had been reality based.

Drive

How the transporter was born

Killer Elite

Usual fare of one guy wants out... hitmen, covert ops, exotic locations...

The Innkeepers

Paranormal State meets Blair Witch

Kill List

Children of the Corn meets the KKK in Britian

Weatherman

Not funny.  Tragic.  Seriously, what made them try to play this as a comedy?